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Join the Friary

A loose brotherhood and sisterhood of wanderers, thinkers, drinkers, and wobblers.

Beyond the abbey walls of common sense lies the Friary of the Wobbling Monk.
Here, vows are optional, humility is encouraged, and laughter is considered a sacred practice.

Submit thy likeness.
Take thy name.
Join the Order.

What Is the Friary?

The Friary is not a religion.
It is not a cult.
And it is most certainly not organized.

It is a gathering of souls who understand that wisdom and foolishness often share the same cup.

As a Friar of the Wobbling Monk, you join an unofficial order dedicated to:

  • Good humor over grim seriousness

  • Reflection without rigidity

  • Fellowship without pretense

  • And wobbling forward, one step at a time

No vows are binding.
Except the one about not taking yourself too seriously.

How It Works

  1. Choose a Friar name (or accept the one fate provides)

  2. Upload thy portrait (modern clothing permitted, monkly spirit encouraged)

  3. Add a short motto, title, or confession (optional, but amusing)

  4. Submit thyself to the Order

Approved Friars will be displayed upon the Friary Wall for all to behold.

Portrait Guidelines

For best results, we recommend:

  • Neutral or dark background

  • Simple clothing (hoodies welcome, robes celebrated)

  • Calm, mischievous, or quietly amused expression

  • Square or near-square image

  • Good lighting on the face

Modern photos are welcome.
Monk energy is required.

Submit Thy Likeness

Upload Thy Image
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